A message from valluhree


Okay okay, so, like, I've got a question for you. I was recently at a friend's wedding, and there was this extremely drunk or promiscuous (perhaps both) girl who would grab anyone and everyone and start grinding up on them. I find this behavior to be rather foul and distasteful, as it kinda messes with everyone's fun. Having recently gotten engaged myself, I'd like to know how you'd handle such unattractive behavior, and how messy it would probably get. Much obliged!

Let me put it this way. I would not suggest it if you enjoy your bones connected to one another.

(Mod reaction: It’s disconcerting as fuck, but there’s not a whole lot you can do to make them see sense.)

A message from ask-lordsheogorath


I'M BAAAAAACK! Did ya miss me?

((Watch the apocalypse predictions actually be right

But have it be at the very last minute on like Hawaii or some shit and we all die in our sleep))

captainexposition:

ammachine:

umaril the feather ruffler

image

umaril, the flame that burns brightest

And that’s pretty much how it went down.

"Imperial Guard brand condoms: Stop right there, criminal’s cum!"

Billboard on the Red Ring Road

Molag Bal looked at the timepiece on the wall.

“Not long now,” he murmured, gazing back down at the map before him. A clawed finger traced the path just as it had countless times before. “So close to my summoning day, too. A pity.”

His form rippled and shifted like a mirage, and when it settled a tall human in a white suit had replaced his normally more demonic image. “Distasteful, but then the uniform never looks good. Why they had to actively name me Conquest I’ll never understand.”

The Daedra turned on his heel and whistled for his horse. It was a long way to the mortal plane.

ariandil-trio:

brienne-the-thief:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

(( WHY AM I SEEING MY LOVELY OTP.SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! XD ))

((ME TOO.))

ariandil-trio:

brienne-the-thief:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

(( WHY AM I SEEING MY LOVELY OTP.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! XD ))

((ME TOO.))

Ah, right. The Victorian phase Morrowind went through was interesting.

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

Thank you for your input, dear brother.
I will find the cutest and smallest animals to hunt soon.

#a brother that would never give bad advice
#a brother that would never give bad advice
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHA

Stop laughing.
I hate your laugh so much.
You sound like a stereotypical villain from an awful mortal movie. All that is missing is the dramatic background music and flashes of lightning. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHkqgKMBDc

No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

Stop it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&list=ULVJ-z1eMCqhU&NR=1&v=DcngyEjX_DY

STOP IT. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25FWO337ShQ&t=30

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

ask-molagbal:

askhircine:

Thank you for your input, dear brother.

I will find the cutest and smallest animals to hunt soon.

#a brother that would never give bad advice

#a brother that would never give bad advice


AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHA

Stop laughing.

I hate your laugh so much.

You sound like a stereotypical villain from an awful mortal movie. All that is missing is the dramatic background music and flashes of lightning. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHkqgKMBDc

No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

Stop it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&list=ULVJ-z1eMCqhU&NR=1&v=DcngyEjX_DY

STOP IT. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25FWO337ShQ&t=30